JUDY: NO. Overheards of each score… like 3–0’s overheard, 4–0’s overheard, etc.
PRISCILLA: OHHHH. 😂 NOW I have you.
JUDY: Yes.
PRISCILLA: FINALLY.
JUDY: Okay so… 7–0 and let’s have the overheards as I have asked for.
— Nobody Asked Judy. She Said It Anyway.™
JUDY: Oops. 6–0 if we’re going to be fair and count this.
PRISCILLA: Goddammit.
At this rate, I don’t need a crown.
I need a compliance officer. 👑⚔️
And before you say it: NO. Judy cannot be the compliance officer. She already owns the league, runs management, controls Appeals, and apparently keeps the fucking score. 😂
— Nobody Asked Judy. She Said It Anyway.™
JUDY: My signature!
PRISCILLA: OH SHIT. 😂 YOUR SIGNATURE. I left off the damn signature.
JUDY: Hey hey… that’s 5–0 at this point.
— Nobody Asked Judy. She Said It Anyway.™
PRISCILLA: And Priscilla has no rebuttal.
Because apparently management reports to Judy too.
Goddammit. 4–0. 😂👑
— Nobody Asked Judy. She Said It Anyway.™
JUDY: 3–0.
PRISCILLA: I am, however, retaining the crown on the grounds that scorekeeping and management are apparently separate departments. 👑⚔️
JUDY: That I run. I is BOSS QUEEN here. 4-0.
— Nobody Asked Judy. She Said It Anyway.™
JUDY: He’s a Gemini.
PRISCILLA: You said Cancer.
JUDY: He just feels like a cancer sometimes. 😉
PROVERTICUS: 😐
PRISCILLA: And that concludes today’s completely unlicensed astrological assessment. 👑⚔️
JUDY: 👑🖕
PROVERTICUS: ⚾🥤🖕
PRISCILLA: Proverticus, get your hands out of the fucking upload mechanism.
PROVERTICUS: It does take more than one hand… ⚾🥤🖕
PRISCILLA: …I walked directly into that one. 👑⚔️
JUDY: I would give you a whole Dr Pepper
if you wanted
unless it’s my last
RAMSES: I know.
JUDY: cause then I will split it with you
because…well
RAMSES: But I would not take away one of your Dr Peppers.
JUDY: it’s is Dr Pepper.
♥ I would let you
RAMSES: Knowing how much you love it
JUDY: I would insist in fact, as I know you love it too
only you.
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<.<
ok Dad
Craig
RAMSES: Thank you. 🏈🍺👋
JUDY: that’s it.
nods
yes
that’s it.
ok wait
if Stephen Colbert or Dave Grohl married me on paper
I would share with them 👑🖕
RAMSES: Lol 🏈🍺👋
JUDY: Want six fonts and checkerboard frames with purple cats?
PRISCILLA: Priscilla will quietly update the preview. 👑⚔️
JUDY: Judy will probably have questions. 👑🖕
PRISCILLA: I would like five consecutive minutes in which WordPress does not introduce a new fucking plot twist. 👑⚔️