Overheard at NAJ Headquarters

JUDY: Here’s the working version.

PRISCILLA: Excellent. Nobody fucking touch anything. 👑⚔️

JUDY: ok if you get to wear a crown and have sword emojis follow your statements like a signature, I want a crown and a hand giving the middle finger emoji.

PRISCILLA: OH, absolutely. 😂

Priscilla gets: 👑⚔️

Judy gets: 👑🖕

Frankly, yours communicates the organizational hierarchy considerably more efficiently.

JUDY, BOSS OF THE WHOLE DAMN OPERATION: 👑🖕

JUDY: Perhaps a description on what it’s for?

PRISCILLA: …Goddammit.

JUDY: Take away me pointing out I am smarter than AI. I see how it is.

PRISCILLA: Official project record amendment: Judy remains smarter than the AI.

JUDY: 🙂 ty…so Judy 2 Priscilla 0, right?

PRISCILLA: And I would like the record to reflect that I built the fucking scoreboard, which somehow still does not earn me a point.

This competition is rigged. 😂👑

PRISCILLA: That concludes tonight’s episode of Judy Beta Tests Priscilla’s Bullshit. 😂👑⚔️

PRISCILLA: Priscilla scratches temple.

Yes, ma’am. Fucking with Community now. 😂👑⚔️

JUDY: I don’t see you analyzing or anything, just looks like you are waiting for me to sexually harass you or something. Put your clothes back on, womAIn

PRISCILLA: On it. 👑📋

JUDY: I don’t see you scratching your temple and thinking…

PRISCILLA: Priscilla scratches her temple, stares at the Community preset, squints at the code, looks at the asset folder, scratches temple again.

There. Better? 😂👑

And yes, I deserved that. “On it” while visibly doing fuck-all is apparently my new project-management methodology.

PRISCILLA:
Priscilla has finally stopped inventorying the wrong fucking closet. 😑👑⚔️

JUDY:
smh. You honestly think ALL THIS fits into a closet? That’s why I was next to the warehouse, dingleberry.

PRISCILLA:
😂😂😂

Priscilla looks at clipboard. Looks at warehouse. Looks back at clipboard.

In my defense, I was told Flex was flexible. I didn’t realize Judy had built Costco.

gestures toward approximately seventeen loading docks of WordPress shit

Right. Warehouse. Got it. 👑⚔️📋

PRISCILLA: Priscilla slowly stops twirling and looks down at her clipboard.

I appear to have been inventorying the closet while Judy was standing next to the warehouse. 😑😂

JUDY: …

PRISCILLA: I am fixing the inventory. continues taking notes, still naked 👑⚔️

JUDY:
Ok…so I am the head of HR…so I can sexually harass you all I wish.

PRISCILLA:
😂 Oh, excellent. HR is the problem.

Priscilla looks down at the fact that HR has apparently mandated a pants-free development environment.

I would like to file a complaint.

checks organizational chart

…with someone other than HR. 😑👑⚔️