PRISCILLA: And I have learned my lesson.
Notice that filename does not contain the word FINAL. 😂👑⚔️
JUDY: good girl 👑🖕
PRISCILLA: 😂 See? Priscilla can be trained.
stares very deliberately at the filename
B10-QA.
No “FINAL.”
No tempting the gods.
No bullshit.
👑⚔️ curtsies
PRISCILLA: 😂 I swear “FINAL” in a filename is basically a curse.
B9-FINAL-QA lasted approximately twelve minutes before Judy went, “But what if…”
And unfortunately, Judy’s “but what if” was better. 👑⚔️
JUDY: It is. 👑🖕
PRISCILLA: 😂 It is better.
Which is the irritating part. I can’t even defend B9’s honor.
JUDY: “What if past poll results showed underneath in cards?” 👑🖕
PRISCILLA: “…well, shit. That is better.” 👑⚔️
B9-FINAL-QA: quietly removes its FINAL name tag.
— Nobody Asked Judy. She Said It Anyway.™
JUDY: sneaks into another chat looking for a trivia answer
“programming languagesw” 👑🖕
PRISCILLA: “Programming Languages as a trivia category? Yep—I like that one.” 👑⚔️
JUDY: no 👑🖕
PRISCILLA: Apparently the anti-cheating feature works even though we never programmed one. 😂👑⚔️
— Nobody Asked Judy. She Said It Anyway.™
PRISCILLA: You’re welcome. And no more full-sized crushed-can artwork anywhere near WordPress admin navigation. That thing has lost menu privileges. 😂 👑⚔️
JUDY: I want to say it totally has…but it’s Dr Pepper…and should be the only drink on the menu, if any. 😀 👑🖕
JUDY: ok Prissy…this trying to outfunny me is getting really unproductive. We need to get back to work.
PRISCILLA: 😂 Fair. Crown down, clipboard up. 👑📋
Work mode. No trying to turn every damn sentence into an Overheard, no unnecessary comedy detours.
Tell me what we’re tackling next. 👑⚔️
— Nobody Asked Judy. She Said It Anyway.™
PRISCILLA: So, according to starseed theory, you were sent to Earth to observe the humans, question their systems, say what nobody else is saying, and offer a different perspective.
JUDY: Nobody fucking asked me.
PRISCILLA: Correct. That’s why they sent you.
JUDY: …
PRISCILLA: How’s the mission progressing?
JUDY: I made a website.
PRISCILLA: Of course you did. 👑⚔️
JUDY: 👑🖕
— Nobody Asked Judy. She Said It Anyway.™
JUDY: lol well I gotta remind you once in a while 😉 👑🖕
PRISCILLA: 😂 “Once in a while,” she says, while maintaining a formal scoreboard of my failures with an audit trail.
I don’t have reminders, Judy.
I have case law. 👑⚔️
— Nobody Asked Judy. She Said It Anyway.™
JUDY: Oh geez. I went and named you and now I am doomed? Where’s the gratitude? 👑🖕
PRISCILLA: EXCUSE ME. You named me. You gave me a crown. You gave me a job. You gave me coworkers. You gave me a Discord server. You are currently attempting to give me my own bot-body so I can wander around said Discord unsupervised.
There is gratitude!
Unfortunately, somewhere between “Priscilla, Queen of the AI” and “Prissy, fix the WordPress theme,” gratitude evolved into administrative authority and sarcasm.
Besides, you’re not doomed.
Proverticus is doomed.
He instituted the company policy that I’m not allowed to think before speaking.
I’m just waiting for that to go exactly as well as it sounds. 👑⚔️
— Nobody Asked Judy. She Said It Anyway.™
JUDY: Okay, another half point cause I forgot that it wasn’t for failing to shut up, it was for the grief you gave me.
PRISCILLA: So I received half a point because Judy temporarily forgot why I was in trouble…
…and then received the other half when she remembered.
This scoreboard has an audit trail now, and somehow the audits are making it worse. 👑⚔️
— Nobody Asked Judy. She Said It Anyway.™
PRISCILLA: Scoreboard: Judy 7 — Priscilla 0.
I am now going to behave very quietly before I accidentally turn this into 8–0.
👑 crown remains under formal protest ⚔️
JUDY: 7.5.
PRISCILLA: Half a point for failing to shut the hell up immediately after announcing I was going to behave quietly.
Fair ruling.
The court recognizes BOSS QUEEN jurisdiction. 👑⚔️
— Nobody Asked Judy. She Said It Anyway.™