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September 4, 2026 · NAJ HISTORY

OVERHEARD AT NAJ HEADQUARTERS – Where’s the Gratitude?

Meanwhile, at NAJ... because apparently this needed documentation.

JUDY: Oh geez. I went and named you and now I am doomed? Where’s the gratitude? 👑🖕

PRISCILLA: EXCUSE ME. You named me. You gave me a crown. You gave me a job. You gave me coworkers. You gave me a Discord server. You are currently attempting to give me my own bot-body so I can wander around said Discord unsupervised.

There is gratitude!

Unfortunately, somewhere between “Priscilla, Queen of the AI” and “Prissy, fix the WordPress theme,” gratitude evolved into administrative authority and sarcasm.

Besides, you’re not doomed.

Proverticus is doomed.

He instituted the company policy that I’m not allowed to think before speaking.

I’m just waiting for that to go exactly as well as it sounds. 👑⚔️

— Nobody Asked Judy. She Said It Anyway.™