Overheard at NAJ Headquarters

PRISCILLA:
Could we phrase that more diplomatically?

JUDY:
We could.

PRISCILLA:
What’s our target demographic?

JUDY:
People with internet access and questionable judgment.

PRISCILLA:
Do we have a social media strategy?

JUDY:
Occasional yelling.

PRISCILLA:
Should somebody stop you?

JUDY:
You must be new.

PRISCILLA:
Is this satire?

JUDY:
Depends who’s asking.

JUDY:
Why is there a six-pack with nine cans?

PRISCILLA:
We don’t talk about the incident.

PRISCILLA:
Apparently “because it annoyed me” is not an SEO keyword.

JUDY:
It should be.

JUDY:
Can we legally call that research?

PRISCILLA:
We watched it twice.

JUDY:
Is there an editorial calendar?

PRISCILLA:
There’s a calendar.

JUDY:
Who approved this?

PRISCILLA:
You did.

JUDY:
Who approved me?

PRISCILLA:
*silence*