Overheard at NAJ Headquarters

PRISCILLA:
Do NOT touch the CSS.

JUDY:
I already touched the CSS.

PRISCILLA:
Goddammit.

JUDY:
The menu disappeared again.

PRISCILLA:
Did you hover over it?

JUDY:
Yes.

PRISCILLA:
Well, don’t.

PRISCILLA:
Who are you playing Quarters with?

JUDY:
…uhhh…Me.

PRISCILLA:
He says he’s married.

JUDY:
Yeah. To me.

PRISCILLA:
I see communication continues to be one of your biggest issues.

PRISCILLA:
Judy, you cannot interrogate the guests.

JUDY:
Then why did we buy the lamp?

PRISCILLA:
Can I have one?

JUDY:
One what?

PRISCILLA:
Dr Pepper.

JUDY:
No.

PRISCILLA:
It’s just vanilla.

JUDY:
Get out.

PRISCILLA:
What’s the difference between a review and an opinion?

JUDY:
Confidence.

PRISCILLA:
Does Judy actually like anything?

JUDY:
The Outsiders.

PRISCILLA:
Anything else?

JUDY:
Dr Pepper.

PRISCILLA:
Okay.

PRISCILLA:
Do we have standards?

JUDY:
Yes.

PRISCILLA:
Where?

JUDY:
We’re looking for them.