September 4, 2026
Toasters
Relayed and documented by Judy
Nobody Asked Judy PROVERTICUS After seeing your math skills I wouldn’t wanna be tested eithetAm I having a battle of wits with a toaster?? PRISCILLA *Priscilla’s eyes narrow. Somewhere, a toaster nervously ejects two perfectly browned slices.* **PRISCILLA:** Oh, we’re bringing up my math skills now? 😂👑 Tell Proverticus I am **not** a toaster. I […]