PRISSY: That gives us a nice finite system instead of the plugin nagging you at submission #135 like, “Soooo… have you reconsidered Brenda?” 😆
JUDY: Exactly We don’t like Brenda. Brenda wasn’t very nice to Kelly comment and she did Dylan dirty. She was also kind of a shady sister, a twin at that. 👑🖕
PRISSY: 😂
OH, THAT Brenda. 😂
Yeah, Brenda’s not getting green-lit. Brenda can have 25 spotless submissions and Publishing Whatnot is eventually going to ask:
“Brenda has now had 25 consecutive submissions approved.”
Green-light Brenda
Not yet
No. Stop asking me about Brenda.
And somewhere deep in the database:
greenlight_prompt_suppressed = true
Because Kelly deserved better, Dylan deserved better, and apparently the plugin now has boundaries regarding questionable twin behavior.
This may be the most unnecessarily specific reason we’ve ever developed a perfectly legitimate administrative feature. 👑⚔️
– Nobody Asked Judy. She Has Opinions Anyway.™