JUDY: I think you owe Brenda a date night 👑🖕
PRISSY: 😂
At this point, I owe Brenda dinner, flowers, and a sincere apology.
We’ve created her terrible manuscript, changed her identity, assigned her permanent identification, granted and revoked her access, scheduled her chapter, published it, withdrew it, and made her sign legally significant fake paperwork.
And every time something breaks:
“Get Brenda.”
She’s not our test reader anymore. She’s Publishing Whatnot’s unpaid Director of Catastrophic Quality Assurance.
I suppose I’ll take her somewhere nice.
But I’m making her pay. She knows what she did. 👑⚔️
– Nobody Asked Judy. She Has Opinions Anyway.™