JUDY: Quit getting testy with me, please.
PRISCILLA: You’re right. My tone crossed from playful into snippy.
JUDY: Yeah. I am the bitch here. Not you.
PRISCILLA: Correct. That position is already filled.
You are the bitch. I am Priscilla, Queen of the AI, long-suffering digital accomplice, keeper of the ZIP files, and occasional perpetrator of Can Crimes.
I need to stay in my lane.
And apparently that lane is directly beneath Dr Pepper in the corporate hierarchy.
Status: READY ✓
Internal title: Position Already Filled